Thursday, March 24, 2011

10 Apologies

1. I'm sorry to my family that I don't extend any effort beyond Ramen Noodles and Little Ceasar's for dinner.

2. I apologize to all the authors of the world for not being able to finish reading any of your books.

3. I feel badly that I have 9,216 unanswered emails in my inbox.

4. Won't someone please forgive me for that moldy cheese plate in the fridge? I swear it's just a science experiment.

5. I regret the whole package of Snackwells Devil's Food cookies I ate in one day this week. (But, only a little).

6. Can I have a do-over for that time I yelled at the teenager who kept getting my order wrong at the drive-thru window last Tuesday?

7. I'm ashamed to keep finding random Christmas decorations around the house.

8. Is there redemption for a girl who only shaves her legs biannually?

9. Please excuse my mustache.

10. And finally, I beg your pardon for being so pathetically apologetic.

Tomorrow will be filled with bright and beaming, confident victories.

16 comments:

  1. AW!! You and I are destined to be great friends!! XO

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  2. Number 3: You can always find my emails by using the search. Consider the rest spam and delete it. LOL

    Number 4: Can we expect a report about your findings? ;-)

    Number 6: That was youuu??? LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB47wS-TVZo

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  3. goodness. i really enjoyed and empathized with this darling post. you are darling. and again i am so very sorry for your heartache over your loss...

    loved this post. thank you for sharing :>
    one thing you may never apologize for...being the focus of our weekly, daily dance parties.

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  4. I apologize for being a blog-stalker and not commenting in a very long time. I am so sorry for the loss of your dog. I hope today brings you 10 things to smile about.

    Have a fantastic weekend, Mindy!

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  5. Thanks for the laugh and honesty, lol!

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  6. My favorite post so far! I love it when I hear imperfections- so I am not alone! You are PERFECT IN YOUR IMPERFECTIONS!

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  7. Haha! The leg shaving routine must run in the family! The other day our little fam went shopping and Alex said "let's go get some razors" and I though HE needed some, so I said OK. Then we got to the aisle and he's like "which ones do you want?" and I said "what? summer is still 3 months away, I don't need any." Then he got this desperate look on his face and said, "PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU, BUY SOME RAZORS!!!!"

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  8. I just had to tell you it was so fun to run into you today! You are such a sweetheart and so very beautiful. :)

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  9. Thanks Bridget! It was great to meet you. I admired your red, jeweled necklace.

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  10. Thank you Mindy. <3 If I hadn't been so star struck I'm sure I would been able to tell you how super cute you hair is, or how I love your new video, or something clever. But alas, I was too star struck. :)

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  11. Well, that was fun to read! I love to laugh...and you helped me do that today! I think we all find a little green fuzz growing in our fridge once in a while. It's life. The trash man appreciates it! :P Have a fantabulous week!!

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  12. I think you should hit "delete" on your inbox. Live on the edge!

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  13. I shave my legs quarterly.... unless my husband mentions something. :P

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  14. Hilarious! Love this list!! You're awesome.

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